Goldstar Member

Proof that you've made at least one financially irresponsible but emotionally satisfying decision.

The Trauma Works Goldstar Membership Card grants absolutely no discounts, rewards, or practical benefits. Instead, it serves as a reminder that modern consumerism isn't about buying things you need. No, it's about acquiring niche merchandise that makes a very specific group of strangers nod approvingly, or blow some air out of their nose.

Membership benefits may include:

• Purchasing stickers you definitely don't have a place for
• Convincing yourself that gucci patches are an investment
• Explaining "it's a limited run" to your bank account and/or girlfriend
• Accumulating increasingly obscure merchandise for reasons that remain unclear
  
  

Welcome to the Club!

This sticker is about the same size as an actual credit card.